The government spends money like it’s on a shopping spree with their parent’s credit card.

 The United States government has three branches: the legislative, executive, and judicial branches. The branch that controls spending is the legislative branch, which is comprised of Congress (the Senate and the House of Representatives). Congress has the power to appropriate funds and approve budget measures, as stated in Article I, Section 9 of the US Constitution.

Here's a brief overview of the roles of each branch:

1. *Legislative Branch (Congress):* Makes laws, approves presidential appointments, and controls spending.

2. *Executive Branch (President and Administration):* Enforces laws, commander-in-chief of the military, and conducts foreign policy.

3. *Judicial Branch (Supreme Court and lower courts):* Interprets laws, resolves disputes, and ensures justice.

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